


12 days of Sam

by Pinklady5751



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2010-11-28
Updated: 2010-11-28
Packaged: 2014-07-13 12:54:08
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 488
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6513665/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2135364/Pinklady5751
Summary: A parody to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas.





	12 days of Sam

A/N: Well that was a very productive 15 minutes of my life lol. I am on a roll when it comes to Christmas song parodys today. Any Christmas song requests (they can't be songs someone has already done a parody on in the iCarly genre)?

On the first day of Christmas,  
my enemy gave to me  
a punch to the teeth

On the second day of Christmas,  
my enemy gave to me  
Two harsh shoves  
And a punch to the teeth.

On the third day of Christmas,  
my enemy gave to me  
Three "We are not friends!"  
Two harsh shoves,  
And punch to the teeth.

On the fourth day of Christmas,  
my enemy gave to me  
Four disgusting burps,  
Three "We are not friends!",  
Two harsh shoves,  
And punch to the teeth.

On the fifth day of Christmas,  
my enemy gave to me  
Five pissed off warnings,  
Four disgusting burps,  
Three "We are not friends!",  
Two harsh shoves,  
And punch to the teeth.

On the sixth day of Christmas,  
my enemy gave to me  
Six looks a-glaring,  
Five pissed off warnings,  
Four disgusting burps,  
Three "We are not friends!",  
Two harsh shoves,  
And punch to the teeth.

On the seventh day of Christmas,  
my enemy gave to me  
Seven bruises beginning,  
Six looks a-glaring,  
Five pissed off warnings,  
Four disgusting burps,  
Three "We are not friends!",  
Two harsh shoves,  
And punch to the teeth.

On the eighth day of Christmas,  
my frienemy gave to me  
Eight rolled eyed smirckings,  
Seven bruises beginning,  
Six looks a-glaring,  
Five pissed off warnings,  
Four disgusting burps,  
Three "We are not friends!",  
Two harsh shoves,  
And punch to the teeth.

On the ninth day of Christmas,  
my frienemy gave to me  
Nine random dancings,  
Eight rolled eyed smirckings,  
Seven bruises beginning,  
Six looks a-glaring,  
Five pissed off warnings,  
Four disgusting burps,  
Three "We are not friends!",  
Two harsh shoves,  
And punch to the teeth.

On the tenth day of Christmas,  
my best friend gave to me  
Ten smiles a-creeping,  
Nine random dancings,  
Eight rolled eyed smirckings,  
Seven bruises beginning,  
Six looks a-glaring,  
Five pissed off warnings,  
Four disgusting burps,  
Three "We are not friends!",  
Two harsh shoves,  
And punch to the teeth.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,  
my best friend gave to me  
Eleven denies she likes me,  
Ten smiles a-creeping,  
Nine random dancings,  
Eight rolled eyed smirckings,  
Seven bruises beginning,  
Six looks a-glaring,  
Five pissed off warnings,  
Four disgusting burps,  
Three "We are not friends!",  
Two harsh shoves,  
And punch to the teeth.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,  
my lover gave to me  
Twelve kisses a loving,  
Eleven denies she likes me,  
Ten smiles a-creeping,  
Nine random dancings,  
Eight rolled eyed smirckings,  
Seven bruises beginning,  
Six looks a-glaring,  
Five pissed off warnings,  
Four disgusting burps,  
Three "We are not friends!",  
Two harsh shoves,  
And punch to the teeth!


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